flying purple people eater

[the_siobhan]

Anybody have any clue what inna heck this is?



I thought it was a turnip at first, but it sounds hollow when you rap on it.

EDIT: OK the votes are in and it's an egglplant. I was thrown off by the fact that it's a completely different shape and I've never seen an eggplant with those white patches on it before.

That leads me to believe that it's a mutant eggplant. I wonder if eating it will give me superpowers?

What I'm listening to right this second: Demeter

Comments

[erik]

"I wonder if eating it will give me superpowers?"
Maybe. But do you really want Astonishing Eggplant Powers?

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

The power to be shiny, sleek purple and really, really nasty?

[erik]

Exactly.


I think eggplant is mostly only useful as an emetic....

[panic-girl.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! There's nothing nasty about eggplant!!

It's one of my favourites! :)

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i too really like eggplant. but i really want the power of being shiny, purple, and extremely nasty...

[elusis.livejournal.com]

Hm. When I dressed myself this morning, I put on a purple cotton skirt with mirrors sewn all over it. And I am, at times, extremely nasty, though I usually try to mitigate it somehow.

[blackavar.livejournal.com]

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you fry us in breadcrumbs, do we not issue forth a foul stench? (http://www.goats.com/archive/980717.html)

[latemodel.livejournal.com]

(http://snoot.org/f/a/s/wuss/cdetail/76)

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

If I could turn peoples' heads into eggplants, my day would be complete.