Green beer is eeeeeeeeevil. Who wants to piss green?

It's an affront to beer everywhere, Irish or otherwise (and good luck turning Guinness green).

From a post someone on my flist made yesterday:

If you want to celebrate St Pat’s today, eat a raw potato, build a house out of peat and get yourself shot by an Englishman.

And guess what? If you were born in America, you’re not Irish, you’re fucking American. Deal with it.

(Though I still advise American tourists in Europe to tell people they’re Canadian at all times.)

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