I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here-I only watched the one with John Lyndon (Johnny Rotten) for obvious reasons. He was fab and used the "c" word live.

I also watched bits of Celebrity Big Brother, mainly to gape in horror at Pete Burns' plastic surgery, Tourette's Pete (liz_swarf's mate) and others. I dislike the non-celebrity ones.

I watch the America's and UK's Next Top Model and the UK Project Catwalk the former due to Tyra Banks.