OMG! You are one of the rare women who have discovered that the actual function of anti-aging products is to make you paranoid about the fact that you are aging! You must be hunted down and destroyed before you spread the word and the entire cosmetics business crumbles into dust!

You know the thing that gets me the most about the ads for ethe anti-aging crap? The models are almost all women in their 20s. Are they saying women in their 20s are already past their sell by date, or that the expensive crap in the tube will make you look like you're 20 when you're 50? I'm not sure which one is more unrealistic to me.