I Am Sushi

I did it.

I Haf Signed Ze Papers.

I am now due to go into the hospital at some yet undisclosed date and get a portion of my insides taken out.

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Have I mentioned that I Fucking Hate Surgery?

And the doctor told me I'm likely to be off work for Two. Fucking. Months. How the fuck am I going to survive that?

OK, OK, think on the bright side. No more curled up on the floor screaming my throat raw. That's worth a few months of ohmygodI'mgoingtobehomeless stress.

And with luck maybe I can convince the surgeon to install a zipper in my tummy so I can carry stuff in the empty space.