I'd give anything to feel my broken piece of underwire stabbing me in the neck. Right now, it's slicing into the underside of my right boob. It's just poking out enough to hurt me, and I can't seem to pull it out or push it back in.

Flipping it inside-out when I put it on has been working pretty well, but I forgot to do that today for some reason.

This is my roundabout way of saying that I feel your pain. I buy clothes (esp. bras) so infrequently that I'm sure I still have a couple of tensor bandage-style numbers from high school in my drawer.