Know who came up with "Zoomers"? Moses Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznaimer!

We often listen to the classical station at the cottage, which is now part of Moses's Zoomer empire, since we don't get much else there. On their news blurbs, every time they refer to someone of whatever age Zoomers are supposed to be, they call them Zoomers. Also, periodically through the day there is Libby Znaimer with the Zoomer Report, wherein she tells you about some stupid shit she read on the internet about what you should eat to live longer or whatever.

I'm pretty sure we will evolve robot birds and fish to eat the plastic.