Grrrr... It's been over a week, dammit! I'm supposed to be healed by now!
Shut UP! Didn't they tell you it would take two months? Stop rushing things. Besides the fact that all your girl bits are still swollen and tender, your abdominal muscles have been cut to ribbons. It takes more than a week for that to heal. (Heh, wait until the "paunch" happens. ) :P
Stop trying to do too much or I'll kick your ass. Go watch a soap opera or something.
Did you want me to bring you some magazines tomorrow? Steph usually takes most of my stack, but I know there are some she doesn't want, or that we both have subscriptions to.
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Shut UP! Didn't they tell you it would take two months? Stop rushing things. Besides the fact that all your girl bits are still swollen and tender, your abdominal muscles have been cut to ribbons. It takes more than a week for that to heal. (Heh, wait until the "paunch" happens. ) :P
Stop trying to do too much or I'll kick your ass. Go watch a soap opera or something.
Did you want me to bring you some magazines tomorrow? Steph usually takes most of my stack, but I know there are some she doesn't want, or that we both have subscriptions to.