Just save me a spot on the floor somewhere, if you can spare it.

The US may be the single most powerful nation on the planet... but the monkeys pulling the strings seem to have forgotten that it's not the only nation on the planet. When the rest of the world finally wakes up, I don't want to be here; I won't take up arms against invaders bent on doing what I'd like to do already.

Canada sounds better and better every day.