Without knowing his specifics, can you (a) do an outdoor cinema RHPS experience?, (b) throw that in your yard?, (c) ask they watch Shock Therapy first?, (d) promise to take them to NZ where there is a Riff Raff statue? or (e) give them to me, and I will prepare a lecture about why it is not a good movie, including a screening of Grease 2?

But, really, summer outdoors seems the best option (mask or not?)