Also flying bug season, definitely not my favourite. Hopefully spiderweb season will shortly follow.

Do you guys not have fly screens?

they pulled out a box full of cassette tapes that had been stored behind a stack of furniture and the box fell apart in their hands - it was completely soaked through with cat piss

if it helps, the tapes were likely unplayable anyway.

That tree that I was talking about before? The one that had to be in by June? That tree?

I'm not shocked.

The downtown office is where all the people with C's at the front of their title hang out, so their version of business casual is a lot more business-y than the call centre that used to be my official address

Wear what you usually do. They won't even notice you plebs.