I am minded of the time I grabbed a friend's bag one drunken evening, and proceeded to empty it onto the table we were all at. This is a pal that always carried a large and heavy shoulder-bag.

Apart from the expected condoms, sex-toys etc, was a very large pipe-wrench.

In much the same way I was shocked, and yet unsurprised to find plumbing repair equipment in her hand-bag, I am shocked and unsurprised to find you having to select between maggot stories.

:)