things I have discovered from doing consumer surveys

[the_siobhan]

I find myself increasingly alienated from a society where people turn their nose up at swallowing spunk because it's disgusting, but will actively put powdered drink mix into their mouths.

Comments

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

*shudder*

Spunk is not supposed to taste like banana! It's supposed to taste like spunk!

[unagothae.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I think I could kinda go for some banana flavored spunk, but I like bananas.

As long as it doesn't taste like a flavored condom, I'm good.

The first time I ever tried oral I tried with a flavored condom and it was the most foul thing I EVER had in my mouth. I gagged and refused to proceed, so I took the thing off. Being the good sport that he was, he took a lick. Then, he exclaimed, "That's FOUL!" and ran off to brush his teeth with me close on his heels.

So nice to have a funny story to share for a change :D