in response to recent events on my f-list

[the_siobhan]

I make you this promise

If I am mad at you, I will not smack-talk you behind your back.
I will not get together with other people and make up stories about you.
I will not launch sooper sekrt conspiracies.
I will not play practical jokes.
I will not tell you that your friends don't really like you.
I will not tell your friends that you don't really like them.
I will not sleep with your boyfriend
Or your girlfriend
Or your dog.
I will not photoshop your head onto ugly bodies and hang them on my fridge
Or post them to the internet.

Most of all, if I am mad at you
I will not shit-talk you behind your back.

I make you this promise
You will always know where you stand with me.
Because if I am mad at you, I will come to your house and punch you in the nose.


(I'm only a little annoyed, I'll settle for a shot in the arm.)

Comments

[individuation.livejournal.com]

I don't want you to punch me in the nose because I'm pretty sure you could break my nose, but I gotta say - the stupid shit that's going on wasn't done behind anyone's back.

Just had to say it.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

i dunno. There was an awful lot of things "heard through the grapevine" and "people have told me" going on in that flamewar.

[mr-sharkey.livejournal.com]

Aw geez, let's not get into it here too. If you'd all have listened to me, this never would have happened - the Internet is for _porn_ - Nothing more - Nothing less. Anything else (like LJ) is a crime against nature.


M. (Back to surfing for porn)