in response to recent events on my f-list

[the_siobhan]

I make you this promise

If I am mad at you, I will not smack-talk you behind your back.
I will not get together with other people and make up stories about you.
I will not launch sooper sekrt conspiracies.
I will not play practical jokes.
I will not tell you that your friends don't really like you.
I will not tell your friends that you don't really like them.
I will not sleep with your boyfriend
Or your girlfriend
Or your dog.
I will not photoshop your head onto ugly bodies and hang them on my fridge
Or post them to the internet.

Most of all, if I am mad at you
I will not shit-talk you behind your back.

I make you this promise
You will always know where you stand with me.
Because if I am mad at you, I will come to your house and punch you in the nose.


(I'm only a little annoyed, I'll settle for a shot in the arm.)

Comments

[kest]

dammit, now I'm wondering where the drama is.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

I'm not.
I'm wondering how angry I need to make Siobhan to get her to come here and take a swing at me.

(Sounds like a challenge.... one should joke about at a later date when said drama is over and done)

[kest]

I know, I thought of that too. But I have a feeling that if Siobhan is a person who, if she punched me, it might actually hurt.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Ha! You just have the expansive plains of North America to stop her ... I have oceans! Whole oceans! With sharks! And Headhunters!