I've been harbouring fantasies of being a kidnapped damsel in distressed petticoats and corsetry, tied to a mast while horrible ruffians fight all around me since, well, since whenever I saw that movie as an impressionable schoolgirl.
instead of going out shopping on black friday, you stay home and fuck. your belly is full already so there's no need for anything to distract you, like food or the toilet.
this year is the 2nd Annual Fuck Like a Pirate Day and it's November 23rd.
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Not that I care who rubs wobbly bits with whom, I just find it hilarious when people come out to their f-list every year.
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Unless it's so you can jump out and shout "ARRRR!!!" as you tackle your victims... I mean partners.
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of course.
peglegs, plundering. booty. big knives. eyeliner, definitely.
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Anything that involves jumping out of closets, shouting a lot, and sex is all right by me.
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Fuck Like a Pirate Day! Yesssssss!
I've been harbouring fantasies of being a kidnapped damsel in distressed petticoats and corsetry, tied to a mast while horrible ruffians fight all around me since, well, since whenever I saw that movie as an impressionable schoolgirl.
Re: Fuck Like a Pirate Day! Yesssssss!
this year is the 2nd Annual Fuck Like a Pirate Day and it's November 23rd.
Re: Fuck Like a Pirate Day! Yesssssss!
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Is he on the morning shift?
(and yeah, Now I have "My Baby takes the morning train" in my head.)b
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"The cabin boy was Kipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his arse with a broken glass
& circumcised the skipper.
"Friggin' on the riggin'...
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hence, no day.
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FTW.