I'm doing this tonight

Starting off the day with the cream liqueur in my coffee...

Previous years

Right. Time to get started. I had a buncha beers already, now I'm switching to the gin. (Hey hon, when you read this make me a drink will yah?)

So I woke up from a dream a couple of months ago with the following paragraph stuck in my head. This is where I'm going to start.

"Angels don't really get physics. There are tons of stories around of incidents like opening doors on space stations and letting the vacuum rush in because they didn't understand that on the manifest plane things don't necessarily just stay where you put them. For that reason it's best always to have one's visitations on solid ground."

For anybody who gives a shit, here's what I wrote the last couple of years. That way you know what an awful writer I am when I've had a few. :-p

Oddly enough, these are also both from dreams.

2007
Diane's Penis: Chapter One
Diane's Penis: Chapter Two
Diane's Penis: Chapter Three
Diane's Penis: Chapter Four
Diane's Penis: Chapter Five
Diane's Penis: Chapter Six
Diane's Penis: Chapter Six-and-a-half


2008
Changeling: Chapter One
Changeling: Chapter Two
Changeling: Chapter Three
Changeling: Chapter Four
Changeling: Chapter Five

Falling Angels: Chapter One

Angels don't really get physics. There are tons of stories around of incidents like opening doors on space stations and letting the vacuum rush in because they didn't understand that on the manifest plane things don't necessarily stay where you put them. For that reason it's best always to have one's visitations on solid ground.

( Chapter One: AKA I suck at punctuation )

Falling Angels: Chapter Two

For some reason I couldn't put my finger on, the whole angel thing just bugged me. I kept getting up in the middle of the night to look out the window, imagining I might see him staring up at me or something. I saw lots of things that I might classify as disturbing, but nothing unusual. Certainly nothing that could have been classified as a divine visitation.

( booze count: 3 G&T )