the_siobhan: (What Would Johnny Cash Do?)
Back in the days of the dinosaurs before computers made everything fast and efficient, I used to go directly to the post-office to fill out a big sturdy postcard-sized form that let them know that all mail to my old address was to be temporarily delivered to my shiny new address instead. This form was then shuffled off to a back office where it was ignored about 50% of the time. Occasionally, I can only assume through some form of user error, some of my mail would actually arrive at my new apartment.

In the modern world, I fill out out my request on an web page, which insists that the old address cannot be changed because it does not exist. I go to the post-office which no longer wastes time with the old forms and instead requires a staff member to fill in the information on the exact same website, which also tells her the address does not exist. Then I spend two days trying to get past the AI that provides customer support, most of that time listening to a recorded message telling me that service would be faster and easier if I used the website.

This is what is known as progress.

***

Banks and lawyers are also being a pain. Took a week of nagging to get the lawyer to sort out the last of the mortgage funds. And then the bank put a hold on a certified cheque. Whatever. It's sorted now, and my contractor has the cheque to get started on fixing the brickwork on the back of the house.

***

Ex-housemate sent a message that they would be coming to town to pack up their stuff on Tuesday. The plan was to spend the day packing and fitting whatever they could into their storage unit, spend the night in an AirBnB, and then leave Wednesday with the first carload. Or so they said.

So when housemate hadn't shown up by late Tuesday afternoon, I figured they had decided to punt it to another day. I was just finishing up my dinner when the doorbell rang. "I'm just picking up a couple of things now, I'll be back when [partner] goes to bed, she goes to bed early and then I'll start running things up to the storage locker." Yeah OK, not how I would have done it but whatever. Not my circus.

Sirs Madams and Gentlethems, when they said, "She goes to bed early," I figured maybe 8? 9? I did not expect them to show up at my house close to midnight.

Whatever fuck you I'm going to bed I have to work in the morning. They then spent the next three hours dragging things around the house with accompanying door slamming and crashing. At one point around 2 AM they dropped something so loudly I heard the neighbours get up to find out what the hell was going on. I went down stairs long enough suggest that I might help them if they wanted to do it during the day time but they just growled at me so I said fine, fuck it, went back to bed.

The next day they came back to the house, ate the last of their food that had been left in the fridge, packed up poopy cat and left.

So far I have discovered they have buggered off with at least four of my computer cables and they locked the under-the-desk drawers that I don't have the combination for. I also have thrown away almost a full bag of expired food that was stuffed under various pieces of furniture.

They haven't taken everything so at some point I'll get my computer cables back. I've already told them they aren't allowed to do any more packing unsupervised and that does not mean I'll be staying up until 2AM on a worknight, so sort your shit out. Shitting hell.

Elderly Gentleman cat is quite perturbed by the entire thing and has been glued to my side. But he got to sleep upstairs with me for the first time in years, so I think he'll settle in OK.

the_siobhan: (BOOM)
Roommate is sick. Headache, fever, vomiting. I just walked in the door and they DID NOT FUCKING TELL ME until I was already standing the room with them, unmasked. I've dosed myself with enovid and I was only in the room for a few minutes so hopefully I'll escape whatever it is. But seriously, WHY WOULD THEY NOT WARN ME.
the_siobhan: (BOOM)
questions of days )

***

Monday night's usual plans were postponed so I made good on that promise to myself take a walk down to the lake after dinner. I had the vague idea there was a pedestrian bridge that crosses Lakeshore Boulevard, and it took a few false starts but I managed to find it. It's not signed anywhere, and the sidewalks just... stop... at what is essentially the side of a highway.

I thought it would be cold and windy but it was actually surprisingly calm and warm. It was pitch black of course. I spent a couple of hours just trekking along the boardwalk and listening to the Canada geese. It ended up being very soothing, and I am really glad I did, because... *drumroll*

***

Tuesday hit like a fucking shit avalanche. First my sister starts texting me that she's getting messages from our dad's wife - he has a worrying health situation that went shit sideways very dramatically and very suddenly. A ton of back and forth went on pretty much for the entire day and he's apparently somewhat better today, but we're both more than a little freaked out. Part of our concern is that his wife is a big proponent of alternative medicine and he's super avoidant and he already neglects really important health shit because he just can't be arsed.

And to top that off, the housemate takes my elderly gentleman cat to the groomer - because he will not let us brush him and his knots are right up against his skin where I can't get at them - AND SHE CUTS MY FUCKING CAT. To the tune of an emergency vet trip and $450 worth of staples and antibiotics.

I have no fucking words.

***

So today:
My sister texts me to say she is moving back to Canada, both so that she can assist in getting dad some supports and so that she can spend some time with him. She'll need to sort out a job and a place to live, but those are solvable problems.

The knowledge that I do not have to juggle assistance for another elder is... a relief, I'm not going to lie. His wife is, I think, starting to realize how exhausting this is going to be on just her shoulders so she seems willing to let us get her some help. And there's also the not-minor concern she's not vaccinated and doesn't mask, so there's a good chance she'll end up sick at some point and possibly need help herself.

The builder also showed up with a plan in writing for how he's going to get the work on our house finished before he goes in for surgery. Then he proceeded to build an entire deck right outside my window while I watched him from my office chair.

And elderly cat seems to have forgiven us for what happened and is being his usual affectionate self. (Although I'm certainly not over being fucking pissed off.) I might just ask the vet to shave the knots off when he goes back to get the staples out.

It has been A Week and it's not even Thursday yet.



the_siobhan: (wormtooth)
My train yesterday had to use the emergency brakes because somebody drove their pickup truck onto the tracks just as we were approaching the crossing.

So that was a first.

No damage done, but apparently they take about 15 minutes of work to unlock.
the_siobhan: (on fire)
Conference call happened today. All the material concerns were dealt with to everybody's satisfaction except the actual residence rep who kept raising objections based on the fact that residents are expected to socialize and take part in activities. Which, as my sister pointed out, were suspended for the entire time he has lived there anyway, so what exactly has changed?

Finally I got tired of the stonewalling and said, "Look, I feel like we've been going around in circles for a while now. The hospital needs to discharge him and this is where he's going to go."

Apparently this won me some fans in the social worker set. Honestly I don't know how people manage if they don't have family advocates.

So he goes home tomorrow and I plan to be there in the afternoon to see if there is anything he needs. They are replacing his bed with an actual hospital bed - I'll put the old one in storage for now just so I don't have to deal with it right away. On Thursday the Occupational Therapist will be there and we will talk about physio. The social worker gave me a list of places that are more geared towards his level of care, so I'll start calling around Wednesday. I hate to move him, but I honestly think he'd be better off in a place that isn't shitty to him.
the_siobhan: (BOOM)
Something is chewing the hell out of me and it's driving me bonkers.

The cats have been dosed with the flea poison. They are not scratching. Axel - who sleeps with at least one cat on them every night and has at least one cat crashed out in their bedding all day - is not scratching. Meanwhile I'm being eaten alive.

Of course the big worry is that it's bedbugs - Toronto has a pretty bad infestation. But I've lived in places with bedbugs when I was young and broke and I know what their bites and dirt look like - also they have a very strong and distinctive smell and I have been sniffing around a lot in the past couple of weeks, so I'm 99% sure it's not bedbugs.

Axel thinks it's the ants, but ant bites don't itch. They just hurt. I don't think it can be an allergic reaction because it's individual welts rather than patches of hives.

I have caught exactly one flea during this whole time, and that was while I was sitting on the bus. So maybe I'm picking them up on the bus and bringing them home? Who the fuck knows? More than anything the bites resemble mosquito bites so I even cleaned out under the bathroom sink yesterday looking for standing water where I might be breeding them.

I washed all my bedding again yesterday and sprayed down my mattress. And put the one tattered white sheet I have left over from University days on the bed in the hopes of catching whatever in the act. Cause this is genuinely making me nuts.
the_siobhan: (no spoons)
As per the Law of Unintended Consequences, when the kitchen got gutted the little black ants that nested in the rotten wood got pushed upstairs. Those little fuckers bite. I lay out ant traps and that has mostly been keeping them under control. I'm sure the fact that I'm doing dishes in the shower isn't helping, since the occasional scrap of food gets missed when I'm cleaning up.

(Not the carpenter ants. They are quite happy to continue living in the remaining walls.)

Anyway I've been getting the odd bite on my leg, and just assuming it's an ant bite. Only on Thursday Dr River Song tried to climb up on my shoulder while I was working and an hour later I discovered an insect bite on the front of my neck.

So I can only conclude that the cats have fleas.

You can imagine my delight.

So over the weekend I did all the laundry, washing all the pillows and duvets in the house in hot water. I could have sworn we have some flea treatment in the house but I can't find it and the vet requires an appointment before selling me more so we'll have to sort that once Axe gets home and we can figure out a time one of us can do it. I'll rope them into helping me vacuum all the mattresses and couches and their bed really should go into storage soon, since I'm expecting the city permit to be submitted this week.

Oh and the icing on the cake? One of the cats decided to register their objection to Axe being away all weekend by pissing all over the basement floor.

I am this far away from setting the house on fire, changing my name, and moving to Mongolia.
the_siobhan: It means, "to rot" (Default)
I just had to clean up a really epic maggot infestation and now I itch everywhere.
the_siobhan: (shock and awe)
Shit y'all, I should have gone to law school.
the_siobhan: (vertical hold)
Could NOT sleep last night. No idea why. Wasn't even about fireworks. Possibly brain chemistry. My brain has been pretty good for the last few months, but "pretty good" on the Siobhan scale is still never going to mean without the nasty intrusive monologue.

My experiment with reduced drinking meant that I could really tell how much more my brain hates me the day after I do drink, so now I'm experimenting with stopping altogether. I will be so pissed off if it actually makes enough of a difference that I have to quit. I like drinking. It's pretty much the only vice I have left.

***

Doing all this exercising is fantastic for the body dysphoria. I can do push-ups again!

***

I had a weird interaction on Kijiji this week. (The Canadian version of Craigslist) We've been able to purge some household items this past week, including a massive worktable I've been using as a computer desk. We put it on the porch and I put up it on Kijiji as a free item. Free stuff always gets a lot of interest and normally I start with the first person to respond and work my way down the list in order, offering it to each person in turn. If they can't take it or pull a no-show I go to the next person. Only in this case one of the last people to respond just... showed up and took it off the porch, before I even had a chance to email him about it. Best I can figure is that Kijiji makes you put in your postal code, which in our high-density neighbourhood is less than 10 houses. He must have found it on the map and just driven up the street until he spotted the desk and loaded it into his van.

I'm more than a little skeeved by this. I have a woman renting a vehicle and driving down from Sudbury to pick up another item I'm giving away and if she showed up and found it missing I think she'd be entirely justified in being upset. So I guess now I'm keeping it inside the house until she gets here.

***

I'm walking to the clinic for another test again later today so I can visit the old man again. I'm also hoping to go to a defund police rally tomorrow. It's a billionty degrees outside right now, and I'm really not looking forward to either of these things.
the_siobhan: It means, "to rot" (Default)
Whatever you are doing, stop and look at this house.

It's so hard to choose, but I think picture #33 might be my favourite.
the_siobhan: (blank)
The man who sits next to me at work has two sons, 12 and 9 years old. He is dotty about these kids and it's pretty adorable. They call him almost every day and he fights with the other parents on our team over who gets to take their Vacations during the school holidays so he can spend more time with them. (They live about an hour outside of Toronto so he doesn't get to see them every week.)

So he has their pictures prominently displayed on his desk. They're you standard good-looking white boys. And the 12 year-old has ginger-blonde hair down to his collar bone.

Every. Single. Adult. who has stopped by his desk since he brought in this picture has expressed an unhealthy level of investment in this kid's hair. They ask why he doesn't cut it. They ask dadman why he doesn't force the kid to cut it. Then when dadman says it's his hair, he can do what he likes with it they try to reassure dadman that it's ok, when the kid gets to high school he'll probably make the choice to cut it himself.

Like WTF people.

It's almost every day and it seems to come from people of all age groups and cultural backgrounds too. It's just weird.

Add that to the tendency of some of the people here to gender absolutely everything (Did you know staying up too late is a boy thing? I did not know that, but apparently it is.) and I feel like I'm working in some alternate 50's universe with smartphones.
the_siobhan: It means, "to rot" (Default)
OH. MY. GOD!



Serving the Prime Minister

Canada's sexy new Prime Minister Dustin Waterhole has swept to power - but what's going on in the back offices?

I thought I had a pretty good deal going. I was a young guy fresh out of school, and I had landed a job at the headquarters of the Leaf Party. But as we suddenly took power in an election, I was suddenly running the back offices and assisting the new Prime Minister, the young and handsome Dustin Waterhole. It turns out that serving the Prime Minister means more than just pushing paper...but, I mean, he does have nice hair.

DUSTIN. WATERHOLE.
the_siobhan: (Professor Fly)
The latest news around the Gin Palace is that we have decided to accelerate the plans to build an apartment in the basement. Unfortunately we don't have enough money yet to do everything we want to do - I really want to lower the floor by a couple of feet, but that's holy-shit levels of expensive. We're waiting on actual quotes, but since we've decided that water-proofing and building a new bathroom take priority and since both of those things are also money pits, we're expecting that the addition of more head room will just have to wait a few more years. (Person who will be living in said apartment has been consulted on this decision and is in agreement.)

To that end I took the week off work and the two of us have been going through all the stuff in the basement so we can empty it out in preparation for the work. You know the thing about hoarding? It creeps up on you. I honestly had no idea how bad it was. At one point I was sitting on the floor surrounded by empty boxes and full garbage bags and laughing and sobbing at the same time, because holy shit brain, two trash bags of old socks? How could you be any more ridiculous? Axel assures me I go through the same thing every time I "level up". I dunno. I think I've blocked it out. Although sitting on the floor sobbing whilst surrounded by boxes and boxes of canned goods does sound kind of vaguely familiar.

Ah, mental illness. Every day you bring me on a new and magical journey though What The Fuck land.

Anyway. As well as finally throwing out a lot of stuff that is OBVIOUSLY GARBAGE WHAT THE HELL, we also did a massive purge of our books. Axel has been able to convert 95% of what we want to keep into electronic format and so five bookcases have been condensed down to one and I have a sixth that I still have to sort through. It just so happens that our neighbourhood is having a big yard sale event on Saturday, so I'll be up early dragging everything out onto the front walk in the hopes that people will contribute to our cause by taking it all away.

stacks of books

We both still have a wall in the storage room to go through. Axel's stuff is mostly RPG-related and the last of the albums he has to rip. My stuff is half assorted souvenirs from events like Convergence and past gigs and half is Fiona's stuff that I had to put down and not deal with for a while. I'm taking today off to chill and let the dust filter out of my lungs and tomorrow I will tackle more boxes.

When I split up with the ex-husband I moved back to Toronto with just what I could pack into the back of my hatchback. That was a loooooooong time ago.


[EDIT] I have added another stack of books since that picture was taken. Rock'n'roll.
the_siobhan: (blowfish)
On Thursday I got diagnosed with the early stages of glaucoma. I have drops for it. They sting like a motherfucker.

The advantage of having this much practice at the Yet Another Fucking Medical Issue process is that I have managed to condense the feeling mopey part until I can now get it out of the way in about 6 hours. So at least my expanding medical file doesn't get into the way of life essentials like getting the laundry done.

However, it did make me finally cop to the real reason I am so crap at doing things like physio and eating properly - and lately even doing so much as taking fucking vitamins - it's because it just seems so pointless. I can get the arthritis and the vertigo and the depression under control and the meat-sack will just find another way to fuck with me. So why bother?

I realize that's going to sound really self-indulgent to the people who have no choice but to tightly manage their health issues. Hell, it sounds self-indulgent to me and it's my brain that's doing it. So you know, I should probably do something about that.

Also, you want to know what's really freaky? One of the possible side-effects of the drops is that they can turn your eyes brown. Permanantly. I'm not entirely sure how I feel about having brown eyes after all this time, but woah. It's like what would happen if you played if a Crystal Gayle song backwards.
the_siobhan: (BOOM)
Gah. Can't comment on half of the LJ posts today, because I get some of them give me a pop-up saying my workplace is "considering" a block because the URL has been identified as web blogging site.

That's banks for you. Finger on the pulse, etc.

Anyway.

There was a discussion on a friend's FB recently about her upcoming marriage, and how while she is looking forward to the wedding and to being married to her partner, the prospect of being called "husband and wife" really skeeves her out.

I get that. Hoo boy, do I get that.

There have been a couple of times that I have talked to Axel about how I occasionally wished that we hadn't gotten married. Not because I regret marrying him (I don't), or because it wasn't fun (it was), but because of all the assumptions that other people put on our relationship because of it. Those grate on my nerves big time.

But you want to know what really drives me spare? It's when people change my name.

The absolute worst people for doing that seem to be contractors. I can't tell you how many times I have had to tell workmen, "That is not my name." We hire all our contractors through a central agency, and even though I set up the account and both our names are on it, they insist on calling me up and asking for "Mrs Johnston".

The last fucking straw was when I hired some guys to redo the floor in my sister's condo. They never spoke to Axel. They never met Axel. All arrangements were made by me. They had my contact info. My name was on the cheque I gave them. And when they finished the job they dropped the key off in the condo office in an envelope - labelled with Axel's last name. The office freaked out and wouldn't give back the fucking key without a copy of the ownership.

That was over a week ago and I am still ready to just about fucking skin somebody every time I think about it. It just might end up being the next person who calls me "Mrs Johnston".
the_siobhan: (This is my boomstick)
Sodastream is out. Turns out the factory is in the occupied territories. (Thanks to [profile] wild_iris for pointing this out.)

http://electronicintifada.net/content/sodastream-treats-us-slaves-says-palestinian-factory-worker/12441

I expect there are plenty of knockoff companies around, so if I decide I really want one I'll buy something off label.

Whether or not those companies use sweatshop labour is another matter. Is there anybody out there who keeps a list of ethical companies? Because I think that would be a much shorter list.


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Wig Experiment Day 2: So the skullcap thing is kinda weird. I took it out of the package expecting a dome - you know, like my head. Instead it's kind of sock-shaped. I guess so you can fill it with long hair. Anyway, getting it on was a bit of a gong show and involved lots of magical four letter incantations, but it does seem to be holding my hair in.

I am so shitty at being a girl I surprise even myself sometimes.


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I am on the Very! Last! Box! of photos to be scanned. This entire process would have been so much worse if I was archiving everything, but I'm basically only scanning anything that has family members in it. Pictures of her friends are being put in a separate box so I can give them to her best friend for distribution. There are also lots and lots of pictures from her travels. It turns out that Fiona was a really good photographer. I'm seriously considering get some of her photographs blown up and framed.

Come to think of it, I do remember Dee saying that one source of friction on their Europe trip was how long Fiona would dick around with every single shot, trying to get it just perfect. It really shows in the results.

Axel has also stumbled across a photo albums he had in storage that used to belong to his father. He looks exactly like his dad, in case you were ever wondering. Except he has more hair. (So much hair!)


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I have managed to get myself on a list somewhere of People Who Buy Magazines so I get tons of ads in the mail. Yesterday's mail included an envelope from a magazine called Zoomers.
"These new boomers are coloring outside the lines, zig-zaging and zoooooming toward a bright new horizon chock-full of possibilities for reinventing retirement and redefining what it means to be a mature adult in the new millennium."

Oh. For. Fucks. Sake.

Binned without mercy.

I've always thought of myself as Gen X, but I went and actually looked up the dates and the baby boom didn't end in Canada until 1965. So I am just on the tail end of it and at the point where the birth rate actually peaked. This image of Canadian birth patterns is kind of fascinating.

It's not reflective of actual population demographics of course because Canada is so reliant on immigration. (I'm not in that image myself, I wasn't born here.) But still pretty neat.


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Somebody on FB linked to a story about the North Pacific Gyre. The comment section was full of people talking about it will be fine because birds and fish will just evolve to eat plastic.

I have no fucking idea how to even start to address that level of scientific illiteracy.

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