QotD: Are you a morning person?

questionoftheday asks: Are you a morning person? What does it take to get you out of bed in the morning? Do you have any morning rituals that you do before you can start your day?

My answer:

My morning ritual is to turn on the computer and stare at it for a while. I fumble with words if anybody talks to me while the English language cartridge slowly uploads. Usually one of the boys makes me coffee and toast because if I try to do it I either spill something, burn something or drop something on my foot.

So no, not a morning person.