didn't know I was a sinner, but if they say so well I must be

Today was a good day.

• I got up at fuck-God-o'clock to take the Old Man to an appointment - and was LATE ANYWAY because of TRAFFIC - but then the bus driver waited for us and we got him to the hospital on time.
• He got done with the appointment early so we went to the park next door to the hospital to hang out in the sun while we waited for the bus scheduled to take him home. They just happened to be having their first farmer's market of the season complete with a three-piece band playing music so we sat and listened to them while we waited.
• My daughter met us at the retirement home just in time for lunch so went to the bar across the street. It has a huge patio full of planters and garage-sale furniture and we proceeded to get day drunk for several hours. I accidentally butt-dialed my sister, so I made her talk to everybody.
• I just got home and I couldn't be arsed to make one of the three (3) meals that can be produced in a toaster oven, so I bought a pizza from a takeout place on my street. Now I'm sitting in front of the computer with my feet up. I am going to do NOTHING USEFUL for one night only.

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( Questions of Days )

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Work has lost my fucking computer.

I normally remote into the desktop that used to be on my old desk when I was working onsite. It gets turned off a lot - the building is really prone to power outages and normally I just call tech support and they send somebody onsite to hit the power button. Yesterday was day four since I opened the ticket and as of signing out last night they had not yet found it.

They keep calling me to ask where it is, and I'm like, Does my job title indicate that I have anything to do with inventory control? Your department moved the work stations around, it's wherever you put it.

Mind you, these are the same people who keep send me a notice every six months about the laptop I turned in two years ago. Each time they do I email them a scan of the purolator label and they go, oh never mind we found it!

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( Bathroom progress: )

This fucking house.