I find myself increasingly alienated from a society where people turn their nose up at swallowing spunk because it's disgusting, but will actively put powdered drink mix into their mouths.
I don't know. I think I could kinda go for some banana flavored spunk, but I like bananas.
As long as it doesn't taste like a flavored condom, I'm good.
The first time I ever tried oral I tried with a flavored condom and it was the most foul thing I EVER had in my mouth. I gagged and refused to proceed, so I took the thing off. Being the good sport that he was, he took a lick. Then, he exclaimed, "That's FOUL!" and ran off to brush his teeth with me close on his heels.
So nice to have a funny story to share for a change :D
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Date: 2006-07-09 06:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-09 04:44 pm (UTC)Spunk is not supposed to taste like banana! It's supposed to taste like spunk!
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Date: 2006-07-09 06:51 pm (UTC)As long as it doesn't taste like a flavored condom, I'm good.
The first time I ever tried oral I tried with a flavored condom and it was the most foul thing I EVER had in my mouth. I gagged and refused to proceed, so I took the thing off. Being the good sport that he was, he took a lick. Then, he exclaimed, "That's FOUL!" and ran off to brush his teeth with me close on his heels.
So nice to have a funny story to share for a change :D