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I had a rant at somebody at a party a while ago about people who show up with riding crops and or floggers and playfully "whip" people at parties.

I expect to see that stuff at play parties or at kink-themed clubs. Hell, I even enjoy it. But at house parties it just pisses me off. I have this idea that the "consensual" part should also apply to one's potential audience to some degree.

Maybe I'm getting more conservative as I get older. Or maybe just crankier.

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The women I work with all have this routine whenever they are leaving the bathroom. They grab a paper towel to open the door, stick a foot out to hold the door open and then toss the paper towel into an adjacent garbage bin.

I know what they're doing - they are trying to avoid picking up germs from those nasty people who don't wash their hands after they use the toilet. But I still think it's funny that they are only that fastidious when it comes to the bathroom door. They think nothing of touching the fridge door, or kitchen faucets, or the security doors or the elevator buttons.

It always makes me visualize the scene from Dead Like Me where the receptionist is licking the telephone receiver.

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Want coffee.

With a shot of something in it.

Like, a lot.

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Date: 2006-10-02 09:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] miss_squiddy
I hate that kind of stuff at parties. Almost as much as I hate girls who pretend to be bi and lezz up in a horribly unrealistic and over-toungey way to get *all* the attention.

If you want to whip people at parties, go to those kind of parties. If you're really having a big love in with your housemates, keep it at home and try interacting with people when you go out.

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Date: 2006-10-03 05:07 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elusis.livejournal.com
This whole comment has me shuddering in horror. My skin wants to crawl about three feet to the left.

at the risk to your skin...

Date: 2006-10-03 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-siobhan.livejournal.com
I was at a party once where two girls were doing the very self-conscious "let's pretend we're so hot for each other" writhing around without actually touching lips bit. Right in front of the apartment door. When I was trying to leave.

I finally lost my cool (and any pretense of sobriety) and bellowed at the top of my lungs, "Get out of my way or I'll show you how a real bull dyke does it."

They moved.

Re: at the risk to your skin...

Date: 2006-10-03 03:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elusis.livejournal.com
I like to go up to them and chirp "hey, who wants to go eat my pussy in the bathroom?"

Re: at the risk to your skin...

Date: 2006-10-07 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com
Ok. This is funny. Jackie told that story last night at a gathering we were at. I hadn't read this comment yet, but somehow, I just knew the story was about you. ;)

Re: at the risk to your skin...

Date: 2006-10-08 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-siobhan.livejournal.com
That is funny.

Some day, my stories will be discounted as urban legends...

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