why I am not a gourmet chef

[the_siobhan]

Any recipe book I ever write will have a line in every single recipe that goes something like this:

Yell "Yikes," jump out of your chair, stub your toe on the cat and dash madly into the kitchen.

Just sayin'.

Comments

[beaq.livejournal.com]

Mine would prominently feature a quote of the 90/10 rule.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

That applies to everything, not just cooking.