why I am not a gourmet chef

[the_siobhan]

Any recipe book I ever write will have a line in every single recipe that goes something like this:

Yell "Yikes," jump out of your chair, stub your toe on the cat and dash madly into the kitchen.

Just sayin'.

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[tristam08.livejournal.com]

hehe
I usually trip over my cat while scrambling into the kitchen.