Morning list:
Went home. Called into work. Went back to bed.
Some things are just not to be trifled with.
- Power went out last night (must be August) and I reset the alarm clock for an hour ahead by mistake. That means I got up at 4 am. 4 AM, people.
- Microwave is busted. Nearly cut thumb off trying to saw frozen bagel into a size that would fit into the toaster.
- Finally got ass onto bike and out the door. Two blocks from home I brush a lock of hair out of my eyes and send my two-week old contact lens spiraliing into the gutter, never to be seen again.
Went home. Called into work. Went back to bed.
Some things are just not to be trifled with.