a message from on high, delivered with a sledgehammer

[the_siobhan]

Morning list:

• Power went out last night (must be August) and I reset the alarm clock for an hour ahead by mistake. That means I got up at 4 am. 4 AM, people.
  
• Microwave is busted. Nearly cut thumb off trying to saw frozen bagel into a size that would fit into the toaster.
  
• Finally got ass onto bike and out the door. Two blocks from home I brush a lock of hair out of my eyes and send my two-week old contact lens spiraliing into the gutter, never to be seen again.

Went home. Called into work. Went back to bed.

Some things are just not to be trifled with.

Comments

[northbard.livejournal.com]

good plan. Have you considered also hiding under the covers?

[jendurrfukt.livejournal.com]

lol.
have a good rest of the day love

[intercitykitty.livejournal.com]

the day of doom. ah yes, the one where you get to your destination, turn around and go home.
back to bed solves everything!
:D

yours went out too? yah, i think it was around 11pm last night or so... i was just drying off from a shower, my boy was on the way to pick me up for an evening drive-date and KABOOM, thumder (the thing i am most afraid of) decides to rattle the hell out of my house and out goes the power
there's nothing quite like being naked with a little shampoo in the eye stumbling around the house trying to find something that will make light
it finally came on and i was in the storage room rather than my room
oops. wrong door.

[pixiejunkie.livejournal.com]

Very wise.
Best to take heed of such omens.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Kee-rikey. The universe doesn't play around at sending messages, does it?