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Apologies to everybody I stood up last night. I went home after dinner and just collapsed into a puddle of mucus and rhinovirus. I hope the show was a good one and the birthday girl got suitably sauced.

(And on top of everything else, I burned my esophagus. It feels like there's a rock behind my sternum every time I swallow.)

I speak proper like

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OK Axel. Challenge time.