the room always goes silent when you're saying the word "penis"

Our internet connection went down all day on Tuesday, right at the same time I had a massive vertigo episode that meant I couldn't go to work. So not only could I not work from home, I couldn't do anything. A long list of shit that needs to be done around the house and no way of standing up without holding onto something so I could do any of it. No yoga for the same reason. And no internet meant I couldn't even play video games.

(Axel says we have video games that are stand-alone, but fucked if I know where he keeps them. Digging through piles of crap while dizzy, haha, no.)

So instead I spent the entire day writing porn.