you know, i never say the same thing twice. you know, i never say the same thing twice.

I am semi-seriously considering making it a condition that if anybody else ever wants me to be an executor they have to have all their accounts at my bank. Because then I can just walk across the floor and say "Hey, [manager], can your team do this for me, the branch has their collective head up their ass again."

It's a fantasy, but I'm going to embrace it.



(This post brought to you by being sooooooooooo tired of banks and lawyers and insurance companies and even the post office is on fucking notice right now.)