Hemlock B Bootsalotta

I liked my old phone. I liked it so much that when the battery died I found that they still sold it and paid £30 for a new battery when I could have got upgraded to a new phone for free. That was worth it for the looks on the faces of the staff in the phone shop. However, about two years ago I had unexpected Total Phone Death and ended up with a new one with a camera.

I have never figured out how to take pictures with it. I would be even more incapable of getting them off it. I still don't do anything except make calls & send text messages. I'm even still so crap at text messages that it's a standing joke amongst my friends.