my secret shame

[the_siobhan]

I just got a spam message with the headline "Sodomized Clowns".

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HOW DID THEY KNOW!!!???!!!

Comments

[dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com]

Given my feelings about clowns, I am very much for them being sodomized.

[northbard.livejournal.com]

err...you like them a lot and, knowing that (contrary to the homo-phobic subtext of the way many people talk about anal sex) it can actually be an extremely pleasurable activity, you wish them many happy hours of sweet sweet sodomalicious fun?

[dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com]

It's the word 'sodomized' vs. 'having anal sex'. 'Sodomized' always sounds nonconsensual to me (yes, I know that's not the correct meaning), so I have great glee in the image of creepy clowns being had at with giant porcupine dildoes coated with nettle juice.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

I used to work at a circus; old news...

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

There's a story there somewhere.

saw this in a Paris metro station

[scar4711.livejournal.com]

[planktonnn.livejournal.com]

.it's the new hair-do
.it brings you within the profile :-D

[northbard.livejournal.com]

you just inspired a post I've been mulling over for a while. thanks. :)

[raindrops.livejournal.com]

Were they midget clowns? Because if they were, I think that was meant for me.

[excess-and-oohs.livejournal.com]

it wasn't me. i'm a good secret-keeper.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Blame Captain Spaulding.

[neoliminal.livejournal.com]

Bloomberg did it.