all things balance out in the end

[the_siobhan]

I don't usually waste a lot of time on that kind of crap, but every once in a really blue moon - I really wish I was 25 again.

Of course, I was a moron when I was 25.

But I was a moron with great tits.

Comments

[elixxir.livejournal.com]

I dunno Sio...you still seem to have an impressive rack to me, and trust me I spend enough time staring at it. Heh. I totally 'get' the desire to be 25 again from time to time myself except then I remember I never had an orgasm back them. Perky tits may be nice to look at but a wildcat in bed who actually knows what she wants and can leave you breathless on her quest to get there seems to well compensate for any minor saggage going on. My cans may have been more impressive back then but I doubt I was a very good lay, conversationalist or company given how neurotic, insecure and inexperienced I was. The appeal of perky boobs fades quickly when that's all that's there to recommend them. :p

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I know all that's true. Given the actual choice I wouldn't go back. (Well maybe for just long enough to give the girl some advice and a stern talking to)

My insecurities get the better of me on occasion. Usually when it's 2am and everybody is out at the pub commiting acts of chaos and righteous smiting, and I'm sitting in the lab working on sell sheets.