the_siobhan: It means, "to rot" (Default)
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Last night I had the worst asthma attack I've ever had.

I should have gone home a lot earlier than I did, but I was fighting giving into it, wanting to stay out and play. When I finally did go home I couldn't find my inhaler right away and I started to panic, searching the house, running back and forth until the world got very dark and very small and I woke up on the floor.

Today I hurt all over. The inside of my chest feels like there is a brick in it, my throat is raw, the muscles around my rib cage are aching, I'm covered in bruises, I have a bump on my knee and a matching one on my bean.

The irony of all this is that a major topic of conversation at the pub was the bylaw that goes into effect in Toronto on Tuesday, making all bars and clubs smoke-free.

I said I couldn't wait. Make that times 10.

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Date: 2004-05-31 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smogo.livejournal.com
Your bean...?

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Date: 2004-05-31 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smogo.livejournal.com
Oh... I was thinking something ruder.

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Date: 2004-05-31 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-siobhan.livejournal.com
Oh? what did you have in mind?

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Date: 2004-05-31 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smogo.livejournal.com
Oh ignore me; It's just that I'm sure I've heard the word 'bean' used to describe le clit.

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Date: 2004-05-31 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-siobhan.livejournal.com
I can categorically state that I have never bruised mine. (And quite glad of it too.)

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Date: 2004-06-01 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smogo.livejournal.com
Obviously you've not been working it hard enough....

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Date: 2004-06-01 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com
i fell off a windowsill onto a bedpost once. you are right to be very glad - it's *painful*, and the swelling made walking hard.

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