An open letter to amontillado

[the_siobhan]

Oh. For. Fucks. Sake.

Rather than whining about how I'm "stalking" you - or whateverthehell you have your panties in a bunch about this week - how 'bout you just pony up some of that do-the-right-thing twaddle you are always peddling and pay me back the money you owe me.

Sweet zombie fucking Christ. Like I wouldn't be absolutely delighted to get on with my life and forget that I'd ever even heard your name.

Comments

[intercitykitty.livejournal.com]

ohhhh.... i don't like people oweing money and not paying back
:@
gerrr... gerr i say.

but really, i just wanted to let you know that 'Sweet zombie fucking Christ' is quite possibly the BEST phrase i've ever heard.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I have to give Casper credit for that one - he's the first person I ever heard use it and it stuck in my brain.

[intercitykitty.livejournal.com]

it's just beautiful

[commonperson.livejournal.com]

I always find it funny how people go on about others stalking them and yet never actually follow through with the steps to gain closure on the matter at hand thus generating the "stalking" or "obsessive" situation. I often think it's almost a power thing, for this individual to have control over a situation and make the other person wait not nesicarily on a concious level but at least on some level to prove they are still the boss even though the other is taking the initiative.

Goodness knows you don't want to be owed the money nor do you wish for there to be further communication once this money situation is sorted but this person refuses to give you further details and doesn't respond in a timely manner. I know for a fact that once you are given satisfactory answers you'd leave it be as you have far better things to do and yet it persists and you are demonised as the "Stalker" and the one "Obsessing."

It all comes down to control sadly. We both know of far too many people it's happened to. Well, I wish you luck on getting back the money owed you because god knows you've been owed it long enough.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I find it blindingly ironic that I'm going through this with somebody who used to post to a.g. with the userID of "Lie hater".

[commonperson.livejournal.com]

LOL,too true. That's always the way though isn't it?

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

That's what I fucking get for skimming LJ and being all self-absorbed and shit.

Jesus Christ! I always knew he was a tosser.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Colour me gullable. :-p

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

*eep* the THOUGHT of you stalking someone would terrify me! Luckily, I can't see you being like that. Only the thought of you being pissed at me would be worse.

[emulsional.livejournal.com]

*blink* Of all the people in the world, of all the people I've met in my life, you are THE. LAST. person I would ever consider as the stalker type.

To think otherwise seems about as natural as purple ketchup.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Gives him an excuse to ask his friends not to talk to me about him without having to admit that he ripped me off, I guess.