it's a small world and it smells funny
Aug. 2nd, 2007 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The Epic Purge (A phrase that, now coined, immediately reminds me of one of
elixxir's euphemisms for one of her bowel movements) continues to eat the house. I have stacks of things sitting around in massive Don'tTouchThatI'veJustSortedIt piles that must be skirted carefully so as not to fall over and eat the sofa. I keep telling myself the piles are getting vaguely smaller. I've been posting dozens of items to a couple of the local freecycle groups, craigslisting more stuff and Goodwilling the rest.
One of the things that has been driving me mildly around the bend that so few of the Freecycle people show up to claim the items they claim they want. It's free, get off your asses people.
I admit that I tend to be a lot more understanding about delays when the item is something large, bulky or hard to transport - like the desk I just gave away. It was still sitting on the porch when I came home from work the day it was supposed to be picked up. I got an email that night from the woman who wanted it saying she had come by with her boyfriend to get it but that it wouldn't fit into the car he was driving. His SUV would be out of the shop in a few days and she would come back.
So they were in the neighbourhood today and she rang my doorbell. I helped her haul it down the stairs while the boyfriend - who apparently suffers from a herniated disc - waited in the car. As we were wrestling it into the rear hatch he got out of the driver's seat.
The Evil Ex and I looked at each other and said, "Oh.
...
Hi,"
Once we had the desk in the car we made the barest minimum of polite chit-chat before I bolted back into the house. Which is a shame because she seemed quite nice, but I wasn't sure I could maintain the facade of not calling him an AssNugget in front of her for more than a few seconds. As I was leaving he called out that he would email me. I agreed - mostly because then I could call him an AssNugget not in front of her and make it clear that No I Don't Want To Hang Out With You, No We Are Not Friends. Quite frankly I would prefer to do it in person, but I have social rules about bitching people out in public.
Mind you, she could probably tell. Poker face is not one of my super powers.
(For people who have only recently entered the ongoing saga of my ridiculous life - this post is about the Evil Ex.)
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One of the things that has been driving me mildly around the bend that so few of the Freecycle people show up to claim the items they claim they want. It's free, get off your asses people.
I admit that I tend to be a lot more understanding about delays when the item is something large, bulky or hard to transport - like the desk I just gave away. It was still sitting on the porch when I came home from work the day it was supposed to be picked up. I got an email that night from the woman who wanted it saying she had come by with her boyfriend to get it but that it wouldn't fit into the car he was driving. His SUV would be out of the shop in a few days and she would come back.
So they were in the neighbourhood today and she rang my doorbell. I helped her haul it down the stairs while the boyfriend - who apparently suffers from a herniated disc - waited in the car. As we were wrestling it into the rear hatch he got out of the driver's seat.
The Evil Ex and I looked at each other and said, "Oh.
...
Hi,"
Once we had the desk in the car we made the barest minimum of polite chit-chat before I bolted back into the house. Which is a shame because she seemed quite nice, but I wasn't sure I could maintain the facade of not calling him an AssNugget in front of her for more than a few seconds. As I was leaving he called out that he would email me. I agreed - mostly because then I could call him an AssNugget not in front of her and make it clear that No I Don't Want To Hang Out With You, No We Are Not Friends. Quite frankly I would prefer to do it in person, but I have social rules about bitching people out in public.
Mind you, she could probably tell. Poker face is not one of my super powers.
(For people who have only recently entered the ongoing saga of my ridiculous life - this post is about the Evil Ex.)
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Date: 2007-08-02 11:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-02 11:57 pm (UTC)It occurred to me several times when I was writing
That probably only makes sense to me.
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Date: 2007-08-03 12:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-02 11:55 pm (UTC)Poker face is not one of my super powers.
Nor mine. I keep telling myself it is a skill I should learn.
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Date: 2007-08-03 12:00 am (UTC)You should buy a new one, if you have the money.
At least he didn't puke on your lawn.
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Date: 2007-08-03 12:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-03 12:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-03 12:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-03 12:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-03 06:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-03 12:29 am (UTC)I'm curious to hear how he's The Evil Ex if he's the least bad.
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Date: 2007-08-03 01:25 am (UTC)Exhibit B: The story linked at the bottom of the post.
Exhibit C (http://community.livejournal.com/dramatards/13081.html)
Exhibit D (http://community.livejournal.com/dramatards/13462.html?mode=reply)
Exhibit E (http://community.livejournal.com/dramatards/13702.html)
Seriously, it was all about the embarrassment factor. I had one friend who used to just point at me and howl whenever EE's name came up.
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Date: 2007-08-03 02:05 am (UTC)lord
...clearly i joined dramatards too late in the game because these are gold
wow
you must have been so happy to see him get out of the car
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Date: 2007-08-03 04:02 am (UTC)You know, the scary thing is that i can see a little of my younger self in those stories - not the actual scenarios, jealousies etc, just the "so insecure i can't help but be a cockhead and not even know it" aspect. So glad i'm not that me any more.
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Date: 2007-08-03 01:08 pm (UTC)One of the reasons I mock EE so much is that he never admitted fault or responsibility for anything in the entire time I knew him. He once hit a post or something while driving and the first thing he did was turn to the person in the passenger )who just happened to be my mother) seat and say, "That was your fault."
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Date: 2007-08-03 10:03 pm (UTC)Glenn says he can just picture her saying something like "..so I had to kill him."
Jenn*
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Date: 2007-08-04 02:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-06 03:32 am (UTC)Ah, denial - first line of defence for the chronically insecure. Been there, try not to revisit.
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Date: 2007-08-03 12:52 am (UTC)Y'know, that's probably going to happen to me someday...and I'm probably not going to be cool enough to not lose my shit and tell him exactly where he can go and how he can get there. I'll even provide directions if necessary ;)
Who needs poker face anyway :)
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Date: 2007-08-03 01:09 am (UTC)On the other hand, that's the most hilarious damn thing i've heard of this week. And yeah, the piles may get smaller on the top, but they're breeding at the bottom, under cover of darkness.
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Date: 2007-08-03 01:13 pm (UTC)It's truly ridiculous just how much crap we've managed to accumulate. We've only been here for four years.
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Date: 2007-08-03 03:03 am (UTC)What an absolute child! Talk about kissing a lot of frogs before you find a prince!
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Date: 2007-08-03 01:17 pm (UTC)Of course I found that out when the cops showed up.
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Date: 2007-08-03 05:06 am (UTC)When I moved to Kentucky from Colorado, I was sitting home one night, watching TV and going, "Thank god I have no exes to run into here," I wound up seeing my first ex gf on HBO's Real Sex. Talking about something we'd done.
A few years later, I saw her in an airport while I was flying home to Wisconsin. (We did not speak.)
About seven years ago, I happened across a set of nude pictures of another ex in a Usenet binaries group.
These days, I try not to leave the house or turn on the television if I can avoid it. :)
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Date: 2007-08-03 07:00 am (UTC)The song was entitled "I Have Too Many Exes At This Con."
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Date: 2007-08-03 01:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-03 01:29 pm (UTC)I have a couple of genuinely bad ex's who would be more problematic, but I figure I'd deal if I had to. And quite a few who I honestly would not care one way or the other.
This one is a pain because it's a) embarrassing to admit that I ever dated him and b) every time we do run into each other he pulls the "We should get together for coffee" shtick. I gave him the benefit of the doubt once and talked to him for about 15 minutes before I realized that he hasn't changed one little bit and coffee with him is not going to happen.
I suspect it's all really about him thinking I can still do stuff for him.
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Date: 2007-08-03 07:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-03 12:23 pm (UTC)Wow. Universe. Crazy shit, that. Ha. There I go mentioning my bowel movements again, entirely by accident that time.
I'm not well.
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Date: 2007-08-03 01:48 pm (UTC)I'm glad that he's just a clueless ex and not a malicious or dangerous one. I just hope he doesn't start thinking that "dropping by for coffee" is a good idea.
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Date: 2007-08-03 03:52 pm (UTC)If he does show up I'll have no reservations about telling him to sod off.
I concur with your freecycle woes
Date: 2007-08-03 09:31 pm (UTC)When arranging for people to come pick stuff up for miscellaneous furniture that we had accumulated that we no longer needed, and needed to get rid of because we were downsizing to a 2-bedroom apartment instead of a 3-bedroom house with a garage, there was one person in particular that gave a response of "oh I didn't realize it was so big" when the dimensions were in the freecycle posting in the first place.
Another person ended up taking a mattress for a bed and was going to pick up the rest and then my wife got an email back that "my husband says we can't take the bed frame, so do you want me to bring the mattress back?" So we tell her yes because there is a little girl in line next for it that will put it to use. We then hear back in about a day or two's time that "a skunk wandered by a sprayed on the mattress so we won't be bringing it back." BULL! Skunks don't just randomly spray on things. If you were saying you were just going to keep the damn thing just be honest.
Good luck with the purge...
I'm just glad that I think I have gotten my two EE's out of the picture. One from high school; and one shortly after high school where there were awful problems of an abusive step-father and running away from home to escape it and then finding someone online and leaving me for him without telling me in person there was a problem with our relationship.