My visit to the mall

It wasn't my fault, I swear. It's where they keep the Unemployment Office around here.

Two new discoveries:

They sell Shiatsu massage chairs. Admittedly I don't know that much about how Shiatsu works, but is that even physically possible?

And obviously I am way behind the times, I actually made the mistake of thinking that a store with "Sport" or "Athlete" in their name was the most likely place to look for sporting equipment. Evidently I am hopelessly naive.