the Spanish Inquisition could have learned something

What kind of demonic mind takes a small child on a four-hour plane ride and gives them a harmonica to entertain themselves?

I love these people

I've never visited a place before where people just walk up and yell, "HEY WHITEY!"[1]

...

"GOOD MORNING!"[2]

[1] In Creole
[2] I say good morning back, of course. What would you do?