If you REALLY want to look cool...

[the_siobhan]

Criticize what people wear. It gets the chicks.

(And so original too.)

Comments

[grimjim.livejournal.com]

Alpha male dominance displays have changed little since time immemorial.

[blackavar.livejournal.com]

Eh, alpha dominance displays of *whatever* gender. I've not seen any lack of that behavior in XX-bearing, female-identifying people, either.

[grimjim.livejournal.com]

Actually, now that you mention it, it can be more of an insecure (sub?)alpha behavior. Confident alphas don't have to diss others because they know they're better.

[blackavar.livejournal.com]

True.

[demirep77.livejournal.com]

i am guilty of this.

but it does not get the chicks.

[redbird]

Is that why I haven't been getting the girls?

[squid-pants.livejournal.com]

Lately when people try do make fun of me I just respond in Japanese. Before that I'd make weird noises and start grooming them for ticks.
I don't get chicks either.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

But I bet it's entirely entertaining for your friends.