B is also for Blotto

[the_siobhan]

I used to be able to say I couldn't remember the last time I threw up from drinking. Now I can say I can't remember the second-last time I threw up from drinking.

(The first time was over 20 years ago and involved crawling out of a house party on my hands and knees and puking all over a cop. Never let it be said that I do anything in a small way.)

So apart from saying that the_axel and elusis are the most excellent of friends to have when one has imbibed rather too much gin, there is actually a story to this story. And that story is the sequence of events where elusis came over to talk to me in the club, watched me take a sip out of my drink and put it down, blinked, and said, "What is that?"

...and plucked a cell phone out of my cup.

melete looked over and said, "Hey, that's mine."

Nobody knows how her cell phone managed to make it's way out of her sealed purse and into my g&t. All I know is that reality moved four feet to the left that night, and I got a touch of motion sickness as a result.

Comments

[artistatlarge.livejournal.com]

Now I want to hear what the cop said...

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I can honestly say I don't remember. :-p

[d269330400.livejournal.com]

You always have the best stories & you tell them so well!

still smiling,

--d

[spikella.livejournal.com]

I second d269330400's statement.

but... did the cell phone still work?

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to figure out how you took a sip of your drink without noticing that there was a cell phone floating in it.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I don't notice much when elusis is talking to me.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

That's understandable. ;)