strategies for mohawk recovery

[the_siobhan]

It occurred to me tonight (after reading a series of unhappy posts about unpleasant neighbour situations) that I could rent myself out for a largish hourly rate to play the Big Scary Bull-Dyke Who Shows Up At The Door And Asks Dude To Turn Down The Fucking Porn Already.

Seriously. This could be a whole new career for me.

Comments

Re: Business Plan

[eveofdstruction.livejournal.com]

Why not? Seattle has a Rad Dyke Plumber (http://www.raddykeplumber.com/) . You could be the Rad Dyke Bouncer, or maybe the Rad Dyke Enforcer. You might even get to punch people.

[victorianrose23.livejournal.com]

heh heh I know you not very well at all, but I can see this. I think it would be awesome. DO IT!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

[ashbet]

*grins* It would be an entertaining source of extra income and/or hilarity at the very least!

-- A ;)

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Thanks to Rule 34, we know that somewhere in the Intertubs we know there is "Big Scary Bull-Dyke Who Shows Up At The Door And Asks Dude To Turn Down The Fucking Porn Already" porn, wherein the Big Scary Bull-Dyke is actually a bi-dominatrix or somesuch.

And there's someone out there looking for more.
So, well, why limit your options?

*registers www.BigScaryBull-DykeWhoShowsUpAtTheDoor.com*

[ladyclayton.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girfan.livejournal.com]

I personally don't need that service, but I know of an old lady who would. Though, you would have to be in the UK to do the job. ;)

[ravensee.livejournal.com]

Could I join you?

[neoliminal.livejournal.com]

I smell a reality TV series.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

If you also do likewise re. 3 AM sax practice, please let me know.

[redcountess]

Heh, I would have liked to see next door's face if I had hired you ;p

(He's been pretty quiet recently, and I have a suspicion it was idiot other son that lives with him who was playing the porn, although I don't know why it was at that volume unless he's deaf too)