you can tell when an Irishman has Alzheimers. they only remember the grudges

[the_siobhan]

I'm getting really tired of carrying all this crap around all the time, but I have no idea how to put it down.

People always say, "Just let it go," but they never answer the question when I ask them how. They might as well be saying "Just flap your arms and fly".

I've always wondered why therapy is more expensive than guns.