J is for all the Junk in my trunk

[the_siobhan]

I had the following conversation the other day;

Woman comments on the fact that she can tell I've lost some weight. I say, "Yeah it's because of the whole gallbladder thing. I'm having a hard time getting anything out of my food."

Her: "That's really good!"

Me: "! What? No it's not!"

Her: "Why? You're not happy about losing weight?"

Me: "NOT WHEN IT'S DUE TO ORGAN FAILURE!"

Her: "Oh, when you put it like that..."

The most fucked up part isn't even that I had this conversation. It's the fact that I knew I was going to have this conversation and I was waiting for it. I guarantee it won't be the only time, either.

My culture is seriously messed up.