will it reduce to it's component atoms?

[the_siobhan]

Axel and I bought... one of these.

I'm scared of it. We turned it on once and I thought it was going to bore through the kitchen counter.

On the plus side, if I ever have any enemies to dispose of I won't need to rent a wood chipper.

Comments

[eveofdstruction.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I've always wanted to try one of those. We have a pretty good blender, but even with it we still end up having tiny frozen friot bits that don't blend.

[the_axel]

You'll have your chance come October.

It is very, very blendy.

[sloot.livejournal.com]

unlike teenagers - who are very, very bendy.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

I read that as "Will It Bend" and I was wondering what kind of weird toy you had bought.

I assume it's some sort of mega powerful blender? The YT ads are very cheesy, but that appeared to be the subtle message they were going for.

[the_axel]

Yes indeed it is. Very powerful & robust.
theevilchemist recommended it for it's ability to blend anything and also make hot soup via friction.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Sir, it cannot blend a chunk of boron. I saw that, so "anything" is hyperbole. :)


That said what it did to silly putty (which I assume is close to PlayDoh) was incredible.

[sloot.livejournal.com]

playdoh is to silly putty what a yaris is to a testarossa

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Huh. The things one can learn on the internet.

[sola.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should invest in one of those blender isolation hoods, or a rubber pad, at he very least. Holy crap.

[dreadeddragon.livejournal.com]

Want!

[liz-lowlife.livejournal.com]

Just in time for the making of warming winter soups...or killing off any random burglars!

[nitoda]

Wow - they don't come cheap, do they? ;-) Hope you have great fun with it and use it lots.

[unagothae.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCK!

...


I think I want one.

[ash-pixie.livejournal.com]

WOW!! When Natasha and I are feeling crappy we watch the "Will It Blend" videos...in fact they reduce us to a mass of giggles in no time. I'm jealous! Then again, one of those blenders in my hands would eventually end up being used for no good...

I think that the Tiki Torch will it blend should be viewed at your next pig roast. ;) <---see what I'm saying, NO GOOD!

[trid.livejournal.com]

Our blender is on its way out. Thank you ever so much for pointing me to its inevitable replacement.

...oh, the trouble I can will get into!

[baratron.livejournal.com]

I am so jealous!

[excess-and-oohs.livejournal.com]

COOL!
funny too.