line in the sand
Feb. 22nd, 2010 03:52 pmThis is bloody ridiculous.
I had a full-blown bastard of a gall-bladder attack on the bus today. One of the really stabby ones. I've been at work for an hour and the pain-killers have just finally kicked in to the point where I can relax and breathe normally.
You know what I ate for breakfast today? What caused this full-scale rebellion?
Vitamins.
I have fucking had it. Sorry, gallbladder but now you're just taking the piss. This relationship is officially over. Start packing.
Vitamins. I mean, seriously.
On the plus side, all this nonsense is distracting me from the hole in my arm[1], which has been itching like a mofo since yesterday.
[1] It was only when I looked at the appointment card for the follow-up to the biopsy that I discovered the dermatologist's name was Dr Hacker. Ha ha. Very funny, Universe. You're a riot.
I had a full-blown bastard of a gall-bladder attack on the bus today. One of the really stabby ones. I've been at work for an hour and the pain-killers have just finally kicked in to the point where I can relax and breathe normally.
You know what I ate for breakfast today? What caused this full-scale rebellion?
Vitamins.
I have fucking had it. Sorry, gallbladder but now you're just taking the piss. This relationship is officially over. Start packing.
Vitamins. I mean, seriously.
On the plus side, all this nonsense is distracting me from the hole in my arm[1], which has been itching like a mofo since yesterday.
[1] It was only when I looked at the appointment card for the follow-up to the biopsy that I discovered the dermatologist's name was Dr Hacker. Ha ha. Very funny, Universe. You're a riot.