tamago23, I especially thought of you

[the_siobhan]

I've been telling people about this ever since northbard posted a link to it on his LJ.

Every time I think I've finally run out of shit that surprises me, somebody manages to prove me wrong. In this case with Cenobite/Care Bear slash.

Not Safe For Brain: The Hellbound Heart.

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[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

...and of course, there's the extremely NSFW Slave Bear of Care-a-Lot (http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/17/slavebear.html)...

[greylock.livejournal.com]

And just about everything at Topless Robot's FFF:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/search.php?tag=Fan%20Fiction&blog_id=132

Certainly my favourite is this one:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/fan_fiction_friday_harry_potter_and_the_surprise_p.php

[xthlcm.livejournal.com]

And with that, the woman pushed her long razored fingernail further in and dragged it downward, carving for Curious a real cunt.

(http://img156.imageshack.us/i/78412860.gif/)

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

No. Nononononono.

Not looking. I won't. You can't make me.

[tamago23.livejournal.com]

Seriously, read it. It's one of my favorite fanfics of all time (I don't even know how many times I've read it) and it's actually really damn well-written.

[tamago23.livejournal.com]

In other words, I would never use it for a Fanfic Fail, because it isn't fail. It is pure and complete win, and not in a so-fail-it's-win way, just in a holy-shit-that's-win way.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I think that's the truly stunning part.

[ashbet]

That is SO DEEPLY WRONG . . . but you're right, it's good!

o___O

-- A <3

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Dude, you live with Sharkey. How bad can it be?

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

It's just the sheer wrongness of it. Care Bears are neuter, NEUTER I TELL YOU! And Cenobites!? Who the hell thought of THAT unholy combo?

Plus, it doesn't help that I have a bit of Cenobite fetish and now it's tainted with images of Care Bears.

[ravensee.livejournal.com]

HAHA. Best_comment_evah.:)

[miss-bontemps.livejournal.com]

holy crap.