the horror

[the_siobhan]

I was riding to bcholmes' place tonight, and as the vehicle was travelling along Queen Street I caught sight of a billboard out of the corner of my eye.

Apparently Britney Spears has a new perfume called Curious. A trick of the reflection on the glass layered the letters together slightly, and the text that travelled across my consciousness was, "Bi Curious".

I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I screamed.


...

There's another cab driver in town who won't pick me up any more.

Comments

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Britney makes me scream too.
Usually with frustration.

[lucybond.livejournal.com]

Yesterday I had to buy breadsticks because they said FAGOLOSI on the front. I shall eat them with little gay kitschcraft.

[xthlcm.livejournal.com]

No way.

You'd break her in half.

The insurance on her pelvis alone would bankrupt half the East Coast.

ROTFL

[zero-gravity.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing.
ew. brintey spears!
hahaha.. the thought of you screaming. snort. (starts laughing again!)

[kessa.livejournal.com]

*bursts out laughing in my office - to the consternation of my coworkers*

... and it smells like antifreeze!

[sweetfuckall.livejournal.com]

I *for serious* would not be surprised if the billboard is somehow engineered to appear that way as drivers are catching it in the corners of their eyes.

Because when she kissed Madonna, it was *hot*. BUYPERFUMENOW.

[disastrid.livejournal.com]

once again: only you.

that perfume, for the record, smells like cardboard and ass crack.