I'm not into porn myself, either ... if I've got that much time, I might as well go for the real thing [1]
But somebody once stuck a floppy disk in the machine at work and said "Here, look at this"
I don't know why, but somehow, I had the presence of mind to look away immediately ... and I'm very glad - To this day, I am haunted by the shadow of a blur that I caught in my peripheral vision as I looked away ... and I know for a fact that what I had managed to avoid was OAP-porn ... *BRRRRRRRRRR*
But take a look at this (http://www.prettyuseful.co.uk/~xtrapol8ral/)
[1] Although, having said that, I have seen some pretty funny stuff ;>
The few movies I've watched have mostly bored me. The notable exceptions that have worked for me have been um, vile enough to make me really uncomfortable to think about/remember when I'm not actually engaged in the act of polishing the carpet. So I tend to avoid them.
Apart from the, inevitable, aspect of abuse being portrayed as stimulating for the victim [1] ... and the beyond-the-pale stuff, such as kiddie-porn [2] ... I really can't imagine what could be vile enough to be
A) anything other than boring
B) beyond distasteful
C) more than usually unsightly
D) remotely related to polishing the carpet [3]
[1] Sadly, all too prevalent
[2] Which, thankfully, nobody has ever even hinted at watching in my presence
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Date: 2004-02-22 01:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-02-22 01:07 pm (UTC)Maybe we should make a date to do "hawt senior woman-on-senior woman" action.
Re:
Date: 2004-02-22 02:58 pm (UTC)*splort*
I'm guessing ...
Date: 2004-02-22 02:58 pm (UTC)Re: I'm guessing ...
Date: 2004-02-22 03:44 pm (UTC)Re: I'm guessing ...
Date: 2004-02-22 05:08 pm (UTC)I'm not into porn myself, either ... if I've got that much time, I might as well go for the real thing [1]
But somebody once stuck a floppy disk in the machine at work and said "Here, look at this"
I don't know why, but somehow, I had the presence of mind to look away immediately ... and I'm very glad - To this day, I am haunted by the shadow of a blur that I caught in my peripheral vision as I looked away ... and I know for a fact that what I had managed to avoid was OAP-porn ... *BRRRRRRRRRR*
But take a look at this (http://www.prettyuseful.co.uk/~xtrapol8ral/)
[1] Although, having said that, I have seen some pretty funny stuff ;>
Re: I'm guessing ...
Date: 2004-02-23 06:05 pm (UTC)There. Now you know something unsavory about me.
Re: I'm guessing ...
Date: 2004-02-24 03:08 am (UTC)Apart from the, inevitable, aspect of abuse being portrayed as stimulating for the victim [1] ... and the beyond-the-pale stuff, such as kiddie-porn [2] ... I really can't imagine what could be vile enough to be
A) anything other than boring
B) beyond distasteful
C) more than usually unsightly
D) remotely related to polishing the carpet [3]
[1] Sadly, all too prevalent
[2] Which, thankfully, nobody has ever even hinted at watching in my presence
[3] Polishing the carpet!?
Re: I'm guessing ...
Date: 2004-02-24 06:21 am (UTC)[3] Polishing the carpet!?
*laugh* I assume it's derived from the term "carpet-munching".
I thought it was hilarious when I first heard it, so it's become one of my favourite terms for female masturbation.
Re: I'm guessing ...
Date: 2004-02-24 06:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-02-23 08:33 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-23 05:57 pm (UTC)Uh...