"Have you made any plans for your retirement?"

[the_siobhan]

Not as such, but I hear there's money to be made in elder porn.

Comments

[emulsional.livejournal.com]

elder pr0n is hawtt!

[eve-l-incarnata.livejournal.com]

I have made no plans for my retirement, either.

Maybe we should make a date to do "hawt senior woman-on-senior woman" action.

I'm guessing ...

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

... you've never actually seen any OAP-porn then

Re:

[reddragdiva]

With mohawks, no less!

*splort*

Re: I'm guessing ...

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen much of any porn, odd as that may sound.

Re: I'm guessing ...

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

Count yourself lucky

I'm not into porn myself, either ... if I've got that much time, I might as well go for the real thing [1]

But somebody once stuck a floppy disk in the machine at work and said "Here, look at this"

I don't know why, but somehow, I had the presence of mind to look away immediately ... and I'm very glad - To this day, I am haunted by the shadow of a blur that I caught in my peripheral vision as I looked away ... and I know for a fact that what I had managed to avoid was OAP-porn ... *BRRRRRRRRRR*

But take a look at this (http://www.prettyuseful.co.uk/~xtrapol8ral/)



[1] Although, having said that, I have seen some pretty funny stuff ;>

[2ndaryairplane.livejournal.com]

quadruple penetration elder porn, no less.

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[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

*counts on fingers*

Uh...

Re: I'm guessing ...

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

The few movies I've watched have mostly bored me. The notable exceptions that have worked for me have been um, vile enough to make me really uncomfortable to think about/remember when I'm not actually engaged in the act of polishing the carpet. So I tend to avoid them.

There. Now you know something unsavory about me.

Re: I'm guessing ...

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm ...

Apart from the, inevitable, aspect of abuse being portrayed as stimulating for the victim [1] ... and the beyond-the-pale stuff, such as kiddie-porn [2] ... I really can't imagine what could be vile enough to be

A) anything other than boring

B) beyond distasteful

C) more than usually unsightly

D) remotely related to polishing the carpet [3]



[1] Sadly, all too prevalent

[2] Which, thankfully, nobody has ever even hinted at watching in my presence

[3] Polishing the carpet!?

Re: I'm guessing ...

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Well it ain't the kiddie porn.

[3] Polishing the carpet!?

*laugh* I assume it's derived from the term "carpet-munching".

I thought it was hilarious when I first heard it, so it's become one of my favourite terms for female masturbation.

Re: I'm guessing ...

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

Making kitty purr, eh?