final solution

[the_siobhan]

Ever seen Liquid Sky? It's a cheesy early-80's sci-fi B-mvoie, in which an alien spaceship lands on a New York loft apartment in search of heroin. They start getting off on the human brain endorphins caused by the orgasms of the people in the apartment below.

I have come to the conclusion that there is an invisible spaceship on my roof. Only these aliens are speed-freaks, and they getting off on stress-chemicals. And they are getting their fix by utilizing their superior technology to FUCK UP MY SHIT.

I'm going up there with a baseball bat, so help me.

Comments

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I shall call in the Elite Warrior Jump Ship of Zarquon to delivorate some Extreme Lovin'(tm) in the Siobhan Cluster.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Dude. That sounds dirty.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

but it feels *lovely* :)

[greylock.livejournal.com]

You don't need t' worry about aliens on the rooftop unless your life's soundtrack is crappy synth music - or so I learnt from Liquid Sky.

And, if the Simpsons has taught us anything, you should be heading up to confront the aliens with a 10x4 - with a nail through it.

[death4breakfast.livejournal.com]

I remember that one. Bad, bad, *bad* music. One good line though. "I kill with my cunt." I had a friend who really wanted a t-shirt that said that.

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Ff only he'd lived in 2004, when printers allow him to have that t-shirt!

[cosmicstar.livejournal.com]

I've seen it. It's fucking hilarious.
"me and my rhythm boxxxxxxx"
That music people are dancing to in the club scene is the craziest shit ever!

[timly.livejournal.com]

a friend of mine made me watch that once. same night we watched 'subway' with christopher lambert. needless to say, i was over watching film with that guy.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

What, you lack appreciation for a good B- (well, OK, C-) movie?

Philistine!

[timly.livejournal.com]

now wait, some of my favourtie movies are 'hudson hawk', 'eric the viking' and 'dark star'. right there are B, C and a D movies.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Dark Star fucking rocks

My fave review of Liquid Sky

[firecat]

She gets used by men, she gets used by women, and she even gets used by
small furry creatures from alpha centauri. --
dap6000 (nocturnalsoul@hotmail.com), review of _Liquid Sky_

Good luck with the clubbing.

[serpentstar.livejournal.com]

I love that movie. It's worth watching for the 80s fashions if nothing else, which are over the top even by the standards of the time.

[lisiblac.livejournal.com]

I am obsessed with Liquid Sky. Anne Carlisle is hotter than shit!

[sloot.livejournal.com]

I watched that at the revue cinema on roncy that is now a convenience store.