well fuck

[the_siobhan]

Today has been plummeting downhill since I got up.

Since I got up by choking on a bug, this is not exactly exactly thrilling the hell out of me.

Comments

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

So it actually was a bug then?

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Well I can't be sure, but it felt like one.

Lint doesn't usually scrape going down.

[missclea.livejournal.com]

oh...so it was not a lint after all... :( well, hope the day gets better :)

[black-arachnia.livejournal.com]

Fie on those lint beetles ;)

[mittelbar.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't be laughing. No, I should not.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Hey, if I didn't laugh I'd... well, I'd go on a three-country killing spree is what I'd do, so let's just stick to the laughing for now.

[timly.livejournal.com]

i hate swallowing bugs. i used to get them all the time when i race cycles years ago. in fact, i sucked one down one time and my reaction almost wiped me out.

it sucks.

[xthlcm.livejournal.com]

I once woke up eye-to-eye with a fat roach the size of my thumb.

I swear, he looked like he was getting ready to spring down my throat and check my tonsils for crumbs.

[emulsional.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Dude, I fucking jumped out of my chair!!

[sola.livejournal.com]

if it makes you feel any better, fare awae and long ago when i lived in an ancient plantation house, i woke up after a rare instance of sleeping on my back to find myself eyeball-to-mandible with a gigantic black spider. which had decided to descend from the bed-canopy to hover an inch from my nose and wait for my unsuspecting behind to discover it. it's abdomen was the size of a quarter, and even without my glasses on, i could see that it was looking at me.


i like spiders. but didn't think i could crawl horizontally before that day. i'm pretty sure my back grew feet. meep.

[caspervonb.livejournal.com]

That is the most horrific thing I have ever heard.

I may never sleep again.

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done, I am thoroughly grosed out now